Satan’s Bookshelf
The Worst Books Ever Written… and Why Christians Should Know Them
by Jefrey Breshears
Satan’s main headquarters in Hell is an enormous complex featuring his favorite artifacts and memorabilia from throughout human history. There are rooms stocked with the most ingenious torture devices ever devised by demonically-inspired human beings; long hallways lined with thousands of sculptures and photos of both notorious and obscure mass murderers, perverts, racists, con artists, capitalist pigs, tyrants, anarchists, archheretics and pathological liars (including many politicians and a surprising number of clerics and theologians); red lit rooms that proudly display the most extensive collection of pornography in the universe; a spacious, convention-sized room modeled after Dave & Buster’s loaded with hundreds of the most mindless and violent video games Satan ever inspired; and room after room with rows upon rows of Satan’s favorite DVDs and compact discs.